Psyched for Tonight’s “Breaking Bad”? Do you think Jesse will kick Mr. White’s butt?
I want Skyler killed. Are you with me? What great ways could Walt kill off Skyler? He could put her in a trailer and fill it with gas. Lock her in till she dies. Then put her in a barrel, dump acid in it and watch her dissolve into dust.
Heisenberg could put Resin in Sky’s eggs at breakfast. Only Jr. grabs her plate of eggs and Walt freaks out thinking that he poisoned Walt Jr and he’ll never get to eat eggs or breakfast again.
So Walter grabs the plate from Jr. and hands it to Sky as she pounds the plate into the table breaking off pieces of the plate, shattering it everywhere and slicing Jr’s Bacon before he sticks it in his mouth.
Walter grabs a bicycle lock to strangle Sklyer with it, but she realizes somebody ate the eggs off the floor. Did Walt kill their dog? Do they have a dog? Didn’t Marie steal a Shnoodle when she was house hunting?
Frame finally gets it.
No it wasn’t a dog. Maybe it was Tortuga’s head on a tortoise. Nope it was the baby crawling on the floor. Walt poisoned baby, Holly who ate the Resin soaked eggs off the floor.
Jr. says, “I do not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I am.” Not on a bus, not on a train, I’ll never eat breakfast again, the pain. My sister’s dead. She just lays there so I won’t eat eggs anywhere.”
Then Jesse runs in and says, “Mr. White is a bitch, yo” then says to Walt, “You’re a baby killer.”
Crazy Todd is the bitch kid killer yo
Then Jesse rams Mr. White into the wall knocking him unconscious. Jr. comes up and smashes Jesse over the head with his crutch. “You spoiled my breakfast., Jessie. Now get over there, Bitch and make me some more eggs, Yo Mama.
Walt says, “Better Call Saul.”
Saul has to get Walt Junior out of prison. Hank thinks Jr. is Heisenberg and punches him in the head then Hank gets thrown in prison.
Marie walks into this rich doctor’s house and climbs into his bed. She snores.
Maybe Walt hires Harry Potter to turn Sky into a fly and swats her till she dies.
Saul knows a guy who knows a guy who will make you disappear.
