Set your DVR’s and guard your heart for Sunday night, because Juan Pablo is coming to ABC. The most popular Bachelor ever will be living in the mansion. He is the only one chosen by the fans. He is so coveted that he has not 25, but 27 women popping out of limosines to win a rose.
Don’t hate me, because I got to watch a screener of Monday night’s, “THE BACHELOR”. I wish you could have watched it with me, but you will just have to be a little patient and wait a few more days. It will be worth it.
I must tell you that these ladies pull all the stunts. One lady came dragging a piano. Just so she could play music for Juan Pablo, but guess what, she can’t even play well and makes him cringe instead. Another one asks Juan to teach her how to salsa dance. His hot Latin moves will make you blush.
In an interview he said he usually picked up women in the clubs. That’s right. He gets mad when people say that’s not the way to meet somebody. You must love to dance to date him. If you are a coach potato then you are not in the running.
Juan Pablo is a professional soccer player after all. What else does Juan put on his must haves for a bachelorette to get a rose? She must love to eat. Imagine that? All these skinny bachelorettes will be bouncing around in their bikinis, but if they turn down a trip to Taco Bell they don’t get a rose. Well maybe not Taco Bell, but some Arroz Con Pollo is on the menu. He needs a girl who loves to eat, cause he eats all the time.
Love Juan Pablo, love his daughter, Camila. She is Daddy’s little girl and he wants more babies. In fact, one of the bachelorettes comes out of the limo with a big baby in her belly. She’s preggers.
How would you surprise Juan Pablo if you got to meet him? What tricks would you have up your sleeves?