So can you pronounce Juan Pablo’s name correctly yet?  Juan like “When” with an A.  Got it?

After all Juan Pablo has spent a lot of time learning to annuciate his words so all us American Girls can understand what he’s saying.  Not that we’re actually listening.  When you look into his blue eyes and his ripped six pack you just melt into a puddle of goo.

The Bachelor premiere had the best ratings of any previous season.  One funny tweet I read said a guy gave up his man card, because he was watching.

I lived in LA, but the only snow I saw there was cotton on the lawns.  Yet, Juan took his little daughter, Camila to a Winter Wonderland for her first play day in the snow.  Then Clare was blindfolded for her surprise skating lesson.  Where else, but “in Bachelorland” can you ice skate and sled in Los Angeles and then jump into a hot tub and French kiss in bikinis?

Clare and Juan Pablo kiss in the hot tub

Wild child, Lucy ran around naked with two bars on her to cover her up.  She even walked a dog with no clothes on.  Funny, Juan dumped the drunk Party girl from Brazil, Victoria, but kept the one who streaks through the streets.  Of course that had to be a producer’s choice.  Remember last year on Sean’s season there was a girl who was a vampire?  She had fangs.  I wonder when there’s going to be a zombie girl walking dead?

Juan Pablo Galavis holds hands with lucky Clare who had the first one on one date

Juan Pablo and Clare have fun in the Snow

Kat got picked for the second one on one date and was whisked off in a private jet to an Electric run/parade where she had a dance off with El Bachelor in front of a lit, glowing crowd.

Juan Pablo Dances with Kat in front of crowds

Then it was all “Who Let the Dogs Out?”  Woof Woof.  Juan dropped his trousers for Best Friends  dog adoption charity and convinced buttoned up attorney, Andi to wear nothing, but a sign.  Andi was not as smart as Elise who traded with hippy,  Lucy, a natural nudist.   Elise wound up wearing a stupid fire hydrant and hoped no dogs would lift their legs on her.

Juan Pablo Galavis gets mouth to mouth from Drunk Girl, Victora